January 2009
33 posts
Deoderant is cheap, which is why you should wear...
Gran Torino Review
Couldn’t have said it better myself…
New Beirut!
My favorite band in the world have a new EP coming out. Here is a video for La Llorona
Drunken Negro Head Cookies
Look delicious? I’d say so.
“They’re in honour of our new president,” the baker reportedly told several patrons. “He’s following in the same path of Abraham Lincoln. He will get what’s coming to him.”
Woah, easy there Grand Wizard. These are available in Greenwich Village. If you’re in NY go get one! And send me one!
National Post...
I love Mr. Chi City
Who knew Chi City had such a sensitive side? This almost made me cry. From squashing bugs and hittin bitches with a Mystic to bringin his dead homie Code Red ‘Dew.
I'm sorry, what?
Creepy Kinder Bueno Ad
I discovered these little choclate bars in Paris and have been obsessed with finding them at specialty deli’s/gas stations. This ad is from the 80’s for the Kinder Surprise (strange mini toys inside, sounds dangerous) and is creepy as fuck. Makes me want to eat one right now.
French Fucking Toast
I’ve had this amazing banana citrus caramel french toast twice this week, and it is THE BEST THING EVER. I can’t stop dreaming about it. Eat it immediately.
SQUARE ONE 4854 Fountain Ave. LA, CA 90029
Happy Obama Day
Racism is alive and well in Japan.
The Curious Case of Forrest Gump
They’re basically the same movie, minus the AIDS.
The Pitchfork 500
This book is incredible. I got it for xmas and read the shit out of it. I was so inspired that I made my own version to give to my friends for xmas. (Mine only contains 125 songs because thats all that would fit on a cd). Yeah, I have great taste in music. Email me if you want one!
Here are some highlights:
Cat Stevens - If you want to sing out Portishead - Machine Gun Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Y...
Just kill yourself right now.
I’m talking to every person involved with this:
Awesome.
Mind blown!
Fiona Apple at Largo
I saw her in the “Little Room” with Dave Palmer on the piano, it was nothing short of incredible. There were no more than 20 people at this show. If you get the chance definitely check this show out.
Here is a vid of her at Largo 2 years ago
Ne-Yo is a true gentleman
Miss Independent….
Car and a crib, she about to pay em both off And her bills are paid on time
GENIUS.
Peep the vid:
Mr. Peanut ran for office in the 70's...
True story. Not only are his poses remarkable, but he ran for mayor of Vancouver in 1974 and LOST. He lost so hard. Only got 3.4% of the vote. Bummer. His legs are ALWAYS crossed though. He is a fancy man.
Mr. Peanut for Mayor
Ryan Seacrest gets dissed
What a dummy.
Beirut performing on da streetz...
This is a really awesome video for “The Penalty”
New music from SWAN LAKE!
Their album “Enemy Mine” comes out March 24th. The band is Spencer from Wolf Parade, Daniel from New Pornographers, and Carey from Frog Eyes.
My favorite track from their album “Beast Moans”
Women be shoppin!
Broke ass lookin nigga…
90's TV shows
Is it just me or were tv shows in the 90’s f-ing awesome? I’ll answer that. No it’s not just me, they were fucking great. Here are some of my favorites:
AWFUL-WAFFLE!
Surf dudes with attitude!
Balki Bartokomous…
Jordan Catalano was so dreamy…
Best of Love Connection
I’m so glad I grew up in the 90’s to watch these with my parents…
Dollar Menu Millionaire
At first I wanted to strangle Mr. ChiCity, but now I’ve grown quite fond of him.
I suggest checking out the refrigerator one, and the bug squashing.
I'm HOT and you're NOT
Teen Witch, I love you. I think they could’ve been a little more creative with their lyrics.
NO-NO-NOTORIOUS
I can’t tell you how excited I am for this movie. Biggie Smalls has been one of my favorite rappers since I was a wee child. (2pac you’re in there too)
It comes out Jan 16 (you may have to pass up Boyz 2 Men @ Club Nokia for this)
Plus size IS happening
“Let’s break it down to a physical aspect…”
What the F is a snuggie?
A blanket with arm holes. Great for cooking s’mores around a campfire, watching football on the tube on a cold Sunday, or satanic rituals.
Puppies, every day all day
Favorite movies of '08
Charlie Kaufman’s - Synecdoche, NY
I highly suggest seeing this, it beats out all those supposed “best” movies of the year (Benjamin Boredom).
Another movie I saw last month was Let The Right One In. It’s sorta creepy and strange but well worth an hour and a half of your time.
I just saw Gran Torino. Was this supposed to be hilarious? Clint Eastwood had me...
Happy Dew Year
Dick Clark needs to retire. No one wants to hear his marblemouth mumbling. Although this year he was more accurate with the numbers… I’ll give him that. Last year’s was painful to watch. The inside of his head definitely looks like a lava lamp.
Ryan Seacrest stinks too.
Here is Opie & Anthony making fun of him last year:
Der Untergang parodies
I love these. People have been taking scenes from the awesome Hitler movie The Downfall and replacing the subtitles to make you LOL.
Here are my favs:
Hitler plans Burning Man:
Hitler’s car gets stolen:
You get the idea. There’s about 100 of these things floating around
We gettin ARAB MONEY!
I make you bow down and make salat like a Muslim
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
I heard this jam on the radio last night, Arab money is like the new level of black people rich. Gimme dat oil!